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Help stop G.M.C.D.! (Gold
Mine Collapse Death) |
| Gold mine collapse death or
G.M.C.D. is a problem that is not going away. It will NOT
go away unless we all work together to eliminate it. |
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| What
is G.M.C.D.? |
| Not everybody knows what G.M.C.D is. Here is an
explanation of what it is. When all
the gold from a mine is completely removed, there is nothing left
to support the mine's structure. The mine then collapses and
crushes anything that is in the mine. Any Peon or Peasant
that walks into a mine that has just been emptied gets pommeled
by rocks and boulders and dies a painful
death. This is a tragedy that must be stopped. Diagram GMCD
30-A (shown below) shows an example of G.M.C.D Due to the
graphic nature of this photo, parental discreation is advised.
When Peons and Peasants are hired, they are informed of the risks
they take when mining gold or chopping lumber. They are told of
the foot soldiers that will attack them with swords and take
their life. They are told about mages that can rain a lethal
blizzard from the sky and kill them all. But they are NOT informed
about G.M.C.D. Some say G.M.C.D is nothing more than a conspiracy
theory, others say it is just a myth, but we have proof that
G.M.C.D does exist. It claims the lives of Peons and Peasants
every day. Some place the blame on the masters that tell their
workers to collect the gold, but don't tell them to stop before
entering an empty mine. Some place the blame on the
Blizzard government that upgraded to the battle.net edition but
did not fix the G.M.C.D. bug. The blame cannot be pointed at just
one group or organization. |
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| What can I do? |
| We here at the
S.T.P.P.C. (Save The Peons and Peasants Coalition) are doing all we can to help stop G.M.C.D. We have
made great strides at reducing G.M.C.D., but we desperately need your help. For just 400 gold per
month, that's less than the price of a farm, you can help
eliminate G.M.C.D. With your donation, we can get the word
out to all the Peons and Peasants and inform them of this deadly
risk they take every time they step into a gold mine. We
can train Peons and Peasants not to walk into an empty mine. We
can help fund Peons and Peasants to go on strike and force upper
management to address G.M.C.D. We are determined to take Blizzard
to court and force them to fix this terrible bug that is costing
mine workers their lives, but it will take time. It is a
big job with a lofty goal, but with your help, we CAN eliminate
G.M.C.D.! |
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| I'd like to help! |
| If you would like to help us on our quest to end G.M.C.D. please send 400
gold per month via armored truck to the following address: |
| S.T.P.P.C |
| 19th Lourderon Ave. |
| Azeroth |
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| We appreciate your
support! |
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| Diagram GMCD 30-A |
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